Best pants for music

[ThinCrappyTone]

Say a musician friend of yours was just starting out, and could only afford one pair of pants to make music in. These pants would have to be used for every type of gig, from a Jazz trio playing a fancy cocktail party to a Swedish metal festival in a snowstorm. What leg garb would you recommend?

For the purpose of this exercise, skirts, dress bottoms and tube socks are considered pants.

EDIT: Pantless is considered a form of pants too. Tip o' the hat to @RichardW

 

[Oddly]

Plain black jeans...not faded, not full of holes.


But stripey circus pantaloons would be a good alternative.

 

[RichardW]

We're supposed to wear pants? Uh oh.

 

[ThinCrappyTone]

We're supposed to wear pants? Uh oh.

Pantless is a completely viable alternative!

 

[ThinCrappyTone]

Plain black jeans...not faded, not full of holes.


But stripey circus pantaloons would be a good alternative.

those cover a lot of ground, for sure! So do black jeans

 

[DirtDog]

Pants were SOOO 2018.

 

[ThinCrappyTone]

Pants were SOOO 2018.

I can't keep up with these trends!

 

[Gorn]

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[ThinCrappyTone]

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that made me go wash my eyes

 

[ONYX]

All chaps are ass-less........

 

[Scoops]

Dissappointed....No Trousers, Knickers, Lederhosen, Sock, Jumpsuit, or Kings New Clothes

 

[Al T.]

Being an elderly member of the tan pants brigade I would vote for, wait for it, TAN PANTS.

 

[ThinCrappyTone]

Dissappointed....No Trousers, Knickers, Lederhosen, Sock, Jumpsuit, or Kings New Clothes

ah, my friend... so true! Alas, the polls only allow so much. Originally, many of these were on the list. Though jumpsuit should definitely have made the cut!

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

This thread may be inane, but it is certainly unique. I don't recall anything quite like it on TB. My hat's off to you, but not my pants.

 

[ThinCrappyTone]

Being an elderly member of the tan pants brigade I would vote for, wait for it, TAN PANTS.

Tan pants are super practical! I like them because I am a coffee spiller.

 

[ThinCrappyTone]

This thread may be inane, but it is certainly unique. I don't recall anything quite like it on TB. My hat's off to you, but not my pants.

inane is my wheelhouse

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

inane is my wheelhouse

Should we start an Inane Bassists Club?

 

[ThinCrappyTone]

Should we start an Inane Bassists Club?

That would be silly. So yes. I'll take #!

 

[klejst]

Real Rockstar's wear no pants!