Starting a new band, and there is just one problem...

[Gazman]

So I put some notices out on social media to form a new band, playing "get of your ass and boogie" music.

4 responses come back... all women, 1 plays tambourine (when drunk), another plays maracas, third lady has some triangle experience, and the last has no musical talent, but is offering to be a founding groupie.

Problem is obvious, what do we call the band?

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

The Band Aides.


Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[hrodbert696]

Gazman's Dream Vacation?

 

[Joe Nerve]

The Tracy Partridge Tipsy Triangle Rhythm Section

 

[IconBasser]

Funky Fresh and the Fish Market

 

[pcake]

The Tracy Partridge Tipsy Triangle Rhythm Section

don't be silly - that's just TOO obvious...

 

[Oddly]

Never mind what you call them. Just be sure to video the first rehearsal and post it here.

 

[electracoyote]

Three hand percussionists and a groupie.

The Handies.

 

[El Spearo]

The Tambongles

 

[Element Zero]

"They're Right"

 

[Geronimo Atwater]

Brother Scrod & the Hot Bod

 

[monsterthompson]

The Four Bangers

 

[Boristhespyder]

One Lucky SOB?

 

[Wisebass]

"Coffs Harbour All Stars" ?

have a nice weekend mate

may the bass be with you

Wise(b)ass

 

[dbase]

No pictures = it never happened

 

[jamro217]

How about: "Wipe that smile off your face, young man!" ? Actually, this this the ideal situation. When anyone asks where you're going, just say "band practice". Everybody will think you're a dedicated musician. Keep going to "Practice" even after the "Band" folds.

 

[bluesblaster]

me thinks someone is pulling your leg...........but what the hey, I'll play." Itz a Gaz"