The Order of the Tort

[PortlandBass77]

New club for TB! The Order of the Tort! This is the de-facto first secret society of TB and can be thought of as the Illuminati of bass players. As a secret society, there is a limit of membership to 2112, which will be me, and we will go down from there to 2, as nobody is king of the tort. I will assign numbers based on order of replies.

Our Mission:

1. Protect the integrity of tort everywhere
2. Prevent tort from falling out as the dominate bass material
3. Reverse the disappearance of 'carrots' from Talk Bass
4. Promote the true path of tort + flats + P = carrots
5. Play bass
6. Do the bass version of whatever the Illuminati does

Current Goals:

1. Grow membership
2. Carrots?

Who's with me!!!!

ALSO! As a secret society, we will need a theme song. Please comment you're suggestion and whichever gets the most likes wins.

THE OFFICIAL, NEW, AND IMPROVED COAT OF ARMS! Created by @brian1e

 

[nerkoids]

TORT!

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[PortlandBass77]

TORT!

Congrats, you have #2111

#2110

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Do I need to change my headshot?

 

[S-Bigbottom]

He is already asleep, so I will put in an application for membership for him @StereoPlayer
He would do the same for me if I was still asleep.

 

[PortlandBass77]

Do I need to change my headshot?

No need to change your avatar, but it is recommended you're #2109

He is already asleep, so I will put in an application for membership for him @StereoPlayer
He would do the same for me if I was still asleep.

@StereoPlayer is #2108

 

[StereoPlayer]

Ya, I'm in! Thanks @S-Bigbottom !

 

[Old Garage-Bander]

Count me in please.
Theme song... Ninety-Nine Tort Ballons

 

[brian1e]

Count me in. Do my tort glasses frames score me any additional endorsements?

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

I'm in. I paid $80 for a true vintage tort guard for my P select. By this afternoon, I will have 2 Ps with torts. I'm picking up a Squier CV P in fiesta red with tort. Number, please.

 

[Mktrat]

I'm in!

Is tortloaf on the crest?

edit: Proof of Tort-ness

 

[Bassammich]

I looked for a Tort guard for my '74 peavey T-20, have'nt found one yet. Can I still join?

 

[Atshen]

Tort looks great with rosewood.

With maple, it's like BBQ sauce on apple pie.

 

[Nev375]

Usually I don't go for these TB "Clubs" But how can I refuse being a part of the Order of the Tort?

I'm in! Number please? Can I have number 777?

<-- Proof of ownership is my current profile pic.

 

[Nev375]

Tort looks great with rosewood.

With maple, it's like BBQ sauce on apple pie.

(Homer Simpson voice)
MMmmmmmmmmm... Barbecue apple pie!

 

[ariwax]

I've got a 1983 SQ Squier P bass in sunburst, naturally with a tort guard, winging my way as I type this. Number please.

 

[Gibme]

Tort time baby

 

[Yango]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... another cat wearing a tie.

Tort deserves better.

 

[bobbybass85]

Give me a number! Tort has been my favorite for years. I only have the Black P currently, but here's my Tort history.