What People Really Think You Play (and want to buy)

[Chickenwheels]

 

[Michedelic]

Yeah, well, people are idiots.

 

[Wisebass]

I it a fretless?


Wise

 

[Verb the Noun]

I it a fretless?


Wise

Man, some people just don't pay attention I swear. There are CLEARLY frets if you look closely, sheesh.

THAT bass is a wireless bass.

 

[Parzival]

Had a guy last year come by and give me a guitar. It was an Epiphone Les Paul. I was like, thanks, but I can't play this, I play bass. What am I going to do with it? He said, oh you play guitar and we got this as a gift from a client and we thought you could use it. SMH.

 

[Plucky The Bassist]

How could they not tell this wasn't a bass??

It's YELLOW for crying out loud!