Would love to hear that one. Seriously.
But back to the topic - kind of - I do expect some level of wear when buying instruments nowadays since most of the stuff that I'm interested in was built prior to 1990, with majority of my "targets" being a good bit older. Having said that, anything that looks really trashed is getting a pass, regardless of what it is and the price point involved. I'm happy to leave Mr. Mayer's Strat and Mr. Watts' Gibsons - as well as their lookalikes - in possession of their current owners to enjoy them...
My $0.02 only...