Carrot News Megathread

[5StringBlues]

That’s just silly. Carrots is a TB original. Yes it’s stupid and outdated but it’s ours.
I only vote we replace carrots with something equally dumb like parsnips.

Carrots should stay as an option. There have been attempts in the past to have carrots replaced by rhubarb,
Deep Purple, Shirley Hemphill, spam egg sausage and spam, and other options.



I won't reveal the instigator of these ideas for fear of making him look the fool.




































































































( Shirley Hemphill )

 

[Winslow]

 

[5StringBlues]

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[PDW30]

That’s just silly. Carrots is a TB original. Yes it’s stupid and outdated but it’s ours.
I only vote we replace carrots with something equally dumb like parsnips.

Why are you down on parsnips? I've eaten parsnips that are more intelligent than some people I've met.

 

[Winslow]

 

[WestyBassBob]

Why are you down on parsnips? I've eaten parsnips that are more intelligent than some people I've met.

“Dumb” in this sentence refers to using a root vegetable as a polling option on bass gear. It is not a comment on their intelligence or usefulness. Personally I quite enjoy a well roasted parsnip.

 

[Drucifer]

I-70 closes after truck hauling carrots catches fire | FOX31 Denver (kdvr.com)

Yum, roasted carrots!

 

[Drucifer]

Can carrots help you quit smoking?
World No-Tobacco Day | Carrots, chocolates and pilgrimages (moneycontrol.com)

 

[Drucifer]

Can carrots protect you from the harm done by smoking?
Carrots and celery may negate some damage from smoking - study - The Jerusalem Post (jpost.com)

 

[Drucifer]

The amazing health benefits of carrots:

• Help promote healthy vision:
• Helps weight loss:
• Improves skin health:
• Helps improve immunity
• digestive health
• Improves eye health
• Helps with weight loss
• Fights cholesterol and improves heart health.
• It ensures intestinal regularity and aids in digestion.
• Improves skin health
• boosts immunity
• Immunity
• blood sugar control
• antioxidant properties
• Healthy skin and hair
• May reduce cancer risk
• May support gut health
• can help lose weight

Best Amazing Health Benefits of Carrots of 2022 June - Bollyinside

 

[WestyBassBob]

The amazing health benefits of carrots:

• Help promote healthy vision:
• Helps weight loss:
• Improves skin health:
• Helps improve immunity
• digestive health
• Improves eye health
• Helps with weight loss
• Fights cholesterol and improves heart health.
• It ensures intestinal regularity and aids in digestion.
• Improves skin health
• boosts immunity
• Immunity
• blood sugar control
• antioxidant properties
• Healthy skin and hair
• May reduce cancer risk
• May support gut health
• can help lose weight

Best Amazing Health Benefits of Carrots of 2022 June - Bollyinside

And they are super easy to grow too!

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[Drucifer]

May be a repeat, but worthy

 

[WestyBassBob]

May be a repeat, but worthy

Agreed! that is one sexy carrot.

 

[Drucifer]

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This may also be a repeat, but wholesome vibes always welcome!

 

[Winslow]

This may also be a repeat, but wholesome vibes always welcome!

It most definitely is! Captions by yours truly.

Carrot News Megathread

 

[Drucifer]

 

[Drucifer]

Ohakune Carrot – Ohakune, New Zealand - Atlas Obscura
The largest model carrot in the world

 

[PDW30]

Ohakune Carrot – Ohakune, New Zealand - Atlas Obscura
The largest model carrot in the world

Well I suppose there has to be a largest one somewhere, but why?

 

[Drucifer]

Why carrots braid themselves | Boing Boing



tl;dr

Spoiler

Closely spaced carrots will sometimes twist around each other, as you've found, as they apparently find it easier to grow downward through soil in a group effort