But us here at TB are above all that. We're bass players after all!!I figured as much, but with all the people losing their minds these days and actually shooting over minor crap (I saw a local story were a guy jsut got shot for honking his horn) its probably best to add them...
Perhaps a better prank for the OP to pull off would be take a sharpie into every public restroom and leave a note saying 'please call xxxxx for a good time'. Replace 'xxxxx' with their phone numbers.