I wasn't expecting a sort of Spanish Inquisition!

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Some years back the wife and I honeymooned near Madrid. We got a cab from the airport to check-in at the hotel for our week-long trip. She, of course, did all the arrangements and booking and I was blissfully unaware of the details she had arranged. Upon arrival I was confused: there was a small cabin on a monolithic rock spire with a lone cabin on top with a wooden bridge across the gap. Turns out it was our suite!
I simply had NOT expected the Spanish Inn position.






hat tip to @fig