Just for fun, songs about the most incompetent criminals.

[Al T.]

Stagger Lee shot Billy Lyons but being a major badazz probably got away with it.

 

[pklima]

Probably more serious than you're looking for, but how about a song about kids who tried cattle rustling, and happened to really, really pick the wrong day for it?

 

[squarepeg]

El Diablo de Mexico

 

[bassdude51]

"The Dukes of Hazzard" (Good Ol' Boys)​

 

[SteveCS]

One of the best from one of the best:

 

[pklima]

To be fair, that one was competent enough to have a four-year run before getting shot and even disciplined enough to save up for an expensive motorcycle with his robbery savings.

 

[SteveCS]

To be fair, that one was competent enough to have a four-year run before getting shot and even disciplined enough to save up for an expensive motorcycle with his robbery savings.

True, but still a great tale of crime, love and motorcycles delivered with some cracking guitar and a great vocal!