My wife wants me to quit music so I'm going to sell everything and spend it on her...

[jwilson67]

JUST KIDDING!!!!! I'm sure I had at least a few raised eyebrows there!

 

[jallenbass]

DO IT!

 

[jwilson67]

Don't tempt me. After all the "I'm selling off my stuff and quitting" threads I had to come up with a thread title to top them all.

 

[/\/\3phist0]

Vegas baby.

 

[jwilson67]

I'm going to buy her a 1992 Volvo station wagon and we'll move to Seattle.

 

[Ubersheist]

I was going to ask how much you think you'll get for your amp, the cab, and your testicles.

 

[jwilson67]

DO IT!

I was going to ask how much you think you'll get for your amp, the cab, and your testicles.

If this was actually something I was doing there'd be no testicles to sell.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

If this was actually something I was doing there'd be no testicles to sell.

Or did she already sell them, and you are just keeping them until the agreed date to transfer ownership?
You better check your title.

 

[jwilson67]

Fortunately, my wife really likes to come see me play and is very supportive of my music. In fact, she bought me my Ashdown rig for my birthday in 2000!

 

[MojoPenguin]

 

[Mantis Tobaggan]

I've had a girlfriend for the past three weeks and would rather be hanging out with her than playing a gig in a stripmall bar in Melbourne but guess where I was last night? Hanging in with the band in case after the honeymoon phase I feel like playing still. Not sure right now.

 

[Bodeanly]

I've had a girlfriend for the past three weeks and would rather be hanging out with her than playing a gig in a stripmall bar in Melbourne but guess where I was last night? Hanging in with the band in case after the honeymoon phase I feel like playing still. Not sure right now.

If you met her at a gig, you'd better keep playing.

 

[Salicete]

I was going to ask if possibly you had met and married my (X) wife....but as it was a joke, I'm guessing not.

 

[Ulf Buck]

I've had a girlfriend for the past three weeks and would rather be hanging out with her than playing a gig in a stripmall bar in Melbourne but guess where I was last night? Hanging in with the band in case after the honeymoon phase I feel like playing still. Not sure right now.

I live south of you and everyone knows Melbourne has the classiest bestest strip malls in all of Florida. I salute you. Carry on and bring the girlfriend with you.

 

[BassFishingInAmerica]

A good wife doesn't ask you to sell your music equipment.

A great wife buys you more.

 

[gully_jones]

I'll start the bidding $50 for everything but we will have to split the cost of shipping

 

[tryinalearnDan]

is that a "Tune" on your profile pic?
Better just send it all to me, and I'll cut her a cheque.... (Wait; Maybe I should ask my wife if it's ok?)

 

[gjohnson441496]

Thanks for the cheap trick! I clicked on the link to see what was available for sale.

 

[eekamike]

Not sure right now.

Surely you jest! Why do you think this whole thread is joking about haha. Music is a good way to get some alone time in... unless you're me and your lady friend is the lead singer of your band, then you better find another way. Like TB or something

 

[40Hz]

Thanks for the cheap trick! I clicked on the link to see what was available for sale.

Yeah really! Talk about a shark bait title.