Stage Attire Exemption request: Cargo shorts, flip flops, Hawaiian shirt

[Auer]

I gig almost exclusively in cargo shorts. Long goatee (getting close to Viking length).
But I haven't worn Hawaiian shirts since i was round...er, large... portly.
FAT I WAS FAT!

what makes you think Vikings had goatees?

 

[bassdude51]

Wear whatever you want.......except a tux.

 

[Aceman]

I fully support this request. As the HR director for my band, decisions like this get made all the time.

APPROVED!

Please tell me at least one person had the Magnum PI shirt?!?!?!?!

 

[Aceman]

Request denied

Allowable alternate choices to remain on theme:
1. A full scuba suit with mask, flippers and oxygen tank
2. A speedo… JUST a speedo

For the record, I don't think the speedo gets by without dive goggles, and snorkel and a tan...