I tell them this is absolutely the best band I’ve played with tonight.
"Our quality guarantee: The more you drink, the better we sound!"
My menu of responses:
To my friends: “It’s a stinky little bar band.”
2. To strangers: “We’re big in Hartford.”
3. To people at a club who want to know if tonight’s band is any good: “We suck, but here we are anyway. It’s a mystery to me, too.”
I say "which one?"
"No, we're still together."
Then you guys must know "Brass Bonanza."