What do say when people ask about your band?

My menu of responses:

To my friends: “It’s a stinky little bar band.”

2. To strangers: “We’re big in Hartford.”

3. To people at a club who want to know if tonight’s band is any good: “We suck, but here we are anyway. It’s a mystery to me, too.” :D

I don’t have a stock response, but I will describe the type of material we play, and will mention we can play a bit, even though we don’t look like it...lol
 
“It’s really great to be playing great originals with a great bunch of guys. It’s sort of in the jam band genre, [mention Allman Brothers and Grateful Dead if the other party doesn’t know what Jam genre is] but we rock pretty hard.”

I might go on a little about the BL and his guitar, promotion, and lyric skills.
 
We were at a Martin Barre (Jethro Tull's long time guitarist) 50th anniversary concert, when our drummer took it upon himself to 'work the room', promoting our upcoming debut...

... I'm thinking he performed the ole scrap off, as one of the patrons he was just talking to made her way to our table (drunk, as a skunk), and it went a little something like this...

[Drunk patron]: I hear youse guys play.......................... Heathrow........ Mall......

[Me]: Well, nothing that big, quite yet. But someday, maybe.

[Drunk patron]: Youse guys... know..................... you.... are.... NOT........ Geetar... Saul.... did youse wanna.... dance?

[Me]: Maybe tomorrow.

[Me, whispering to bandmates, at table]: I swear, I'm going to kick him in the nuckage, when he gets back.
 
A couple of years ago our acoustic classic country trio (think 60's thru 80's) was playing a restaurant lounge nearby. During a break I headed out to the patio for a smoke and a beer. I laid my Stetson on the chair next to me, and kicked back. A pair of skinny wool-capped hipsters were at the next table, and one commented to the other on the recorded music on the patio, "man, that's almost as bad as what's inside!". Both laughed. Until I lifted my 6'2" 220 lb frame from the chair, donned my Stetson, and approached their table. Both looked like deer in the headlights. I smiled and said, "maybe so, but those 75 people inside seem to like it fine". They fell over themselves explaining what they meant ... I just smiled and went back to work.
 
Business card says "High Energy Classic and Original Jams"

If talking to clients (I do have long hair so it often comes up) I just downplay it and say yes, I play bass in a bar band. No venues you've ever heard of.