Agoraphobic, untalented, and accidentally on the radio.

Chicory Blue

Secretly Queen of the Moon
Oct 9, 2016
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I'd like to think I've made a few things reasonably clear about myself by now: I like to loop, I prefer things that are blue, I usually can't afford real food, and I'm cripplingly afraid of sharing my music with other people.

It's almost ironic, I suppose, as perhaps my main motivation as a musician is to have something through which I might actually begin to communicate with other human beings for a change. So, every so often, I take a deep breath and give it a try.

One such venture saw me collaborating with an indie pop-ish one-man-band, on a recording he'd been working on that he insisted needed my bass work to be complete. Though I disagreed, I gave it a shot, and found in the end that I was right: Between questionable arrangement (my bass was competing with the low end of his keyboard) and poorly-matched equipment to say nothing of my vast inexperience in the art of playing actual songs with other flesh-things, I found my contribution fell somewhere between "sort of pointless" and "genuinely harmful to the recording." To that end, I advised that the song would be better off with my bass politely excused from the mix, and depart.

Some weeks later we find ourselves talking about it, and I'm informed that he'd gone and uploaded the song to whichever sites he publishes his music on as-is, with my contributions intact. I cringe, wishing my first sample of publicly-visible bass playing could have actually been something half-decent, but take modest solace in that his stuff doesn't get a tremendous amount of traffic, and carry on with my life.

Tonight I got a text. Apparently a radio station in Ireland took a liking to the song and was now broadcasting it.

...

... Ever have one of those dreams where you're back in high school and you forgot your homework, and also you're falling out of a plane and you're naked?

--^@
 
I used to have those dreams a lot, but it turned out to be caused by a sleep disorder. They are pretty rare, nowadays.
Curious, I hadn't thought to correlate the two, but I used to have such dreams, and don't any more since I've been on a CPAP machine for sleep apnea.
 
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What station is playing it?
I'm in Ireland right now!

Couldn't begin to guess. The artist sent me a snippet and the DJ was speaking in some strange moon-tongues I'm told was Gaelic.

The song itself is up on Soundcloud though.

Cold Civil War

The whole thing's been a weird experience.

--^@
 
Couldn't begin to guess. The artist sent me a snippet and the DJ was speaking in some strange moon-tongues I'm told was Gaelic.

The song itself is up on Soundcloud though.

Cold Civil War

The whole thing's been a weird experience.

--^@

Firstly, The Strange Moon Tongues would be an awesome band name.

Secondly, don't knock your playing. That's a nice solid melodic line you've played there.
The overall production is, to my ears, too busy, and over-instrumentalised, but that's certainly not your fault.
That said, it's catchy, and the vocals are really nice.
 
Couldn't begin to guess. The artist sent me a snippet and the DJ was speaking in some strange moon-tongues I'm told was Gaelic.

The song itself is up on Soundcloud though.

Cold Civil War

The whole thing's been a weird experience.

--^@
I agree with @Oddly ! You did your job--a good one, at that!-- as bass player. If anything didn't belong however, it was the MIDI sax. Really wasn't digging that.

Hey, this could be the start of your rags-to-riches session career, @Chicory Blue ! :thumbsup:
 
Firstly, The Strange Moon Tongues would be an awesome band name.

Secondly, don't knock your playing. That's a nice solid melodic line you've played there.
The overall production is, to my ears, too busy, and over-instrumentalised, but that's certainly not your fault.
That said, it's catchy, and the vocals are really nice.

Thank you. I really appreciate that. c:

I agree- the artist's specific terminology was "wall of sound," and it shows. He truly amazes me as a lyricist, though, and he's a hell of a pianist if you couldn't hear it under all that everything-else.

I suppose it's nice to have been a part of something, anyway.

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I agree with @Oddly ! You did your job--a good one, at that!-- as bass player. If anything didn't belong however, it was the MIDI sax. Really wasn't digging that.

Hey, this could be the start of your rags-to-riches session career, @Chicory Blue ! :thumbsup:

Ha... yeah, the guy was in a saxophone mood 'cos he heard through the grapevine he was getting a real one for christmas. I may have had a hand in arranging that gift. :p

Future recordings will likely feature the real thing.

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Semi-interesting fact: agoraphobia gets its name from the Agora, a place in ancient Athens where the people gathered to do business, pay taxes, give and listen to speeches, discuss philosophy and the day's events, gossip, and generally pass the time of day, etc.

I never knew! Etymology is great.

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