OK. We got it. Feel better?
When a bass looks that sexy, it could have been could have been fabricated in Frankfurterville, and I would still feel lucky to have it... I say we spread the mustard on real thick, add some onions, as well a little shredded cheddar to top everything off...
... and there will be zero separation of dog and bun, as well as penalties for dipping said dog, or bun, into the condiments...
... the humanity.